Steve Wilkos. Why I love this man:

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This is what I like to call Steve's "Thinking" Face

If you're like me, and daytime tv is all you have while your 3 kids with 4 different women are at school, you have before seen The Steve Wilkos show. Let me tell you something, Steve Wilkos himself, is what Jesus would be like if he was bald, middle aged, and liked to yell (in the best possible way). The main point of Steve's show is to address problems that are plaguing modern society today, such as lack of child support, domestic abuse, and of course, the problem I'm sure we are all facing today, husbands cheating with hookers in downtown New York. Steve conducts his show in the same general format everyday:
1) The first guest, usually the one who called the show, is on stage for the first interview
2) Steve yells, and doesn't fix anything
3) The problem person is brought out
4) The problem person's drug dealer is called out
5) The incredibly accurate and necessary "lie detector test" results are read
6) Steve finally leaves the stage, and the captive audience is set free to return to their many third world home countries.
From what I've seen, The Steve Wilkos show is great if you love watching people with no money fight it out on television! Who knows, maybe one day the majority of the population can realize how helpful Steve Wilkos is, and write letters to him like Santa! I'll start:
Dear Steve:
... Get the hell off my tv!
Sincerely,
Most species with conscious thought, capable of simple decisions!

Here we see always talented Steve Wilkos, displaying his impression of an Alpaca.

... In case you can't tell, I'm being incredibly sarcastic, I love you Steve Wilkos! Don't you change a thing!